My boys in comic strips

I love comics, really really love them. They were invented for people like me. And I found my kids in some of my favorite comic strips

Calvin is the twin of Tigs

Tigs has used this excuse before, Calvin copied him 

Garfield = Moo

They have the same attitude to life. Soul mates

That's my boys!

Black Bra

This is one fo those Monday Madness posts - it's a crazy email I received today that had me laughing for a while, hope it makes you laugh a little - -

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I had been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

Engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' then we had a passionate night.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we spent a passionate night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said....

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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"  

LOL!  :0) What a romantic. It's so funny, really had me in stiches ...

Perspective

Perspective - the ability to see something - judge - a point of view - an artistic point of view...or the use of drugs to make things look good :0

oh brother if you see what I'm painting now, you will need to smoke some really good stuff to appreciate it....but I'm ok with that! Really I am!! 

(Worst feeling is that I missed last nights class because of parents evening zzzz)

Have you ever?!

Have you ever laughed, cried and peed all at the same time?! (ok maybe if you old you do the last one).....


I got this the other day from my cousin - sorry cous for giving you away, I can't have people think that I do this madness thing all on my own.
It had me in stitches laughing for ages, and crying, yeah I think I peed too...I just couldn't stop laughing!!
It's Monday Madness on a Tuesday .... LOL!

I'm still laughing, feel evil actually, but still laughing! 
Have a great day friends   :D

Feeling like Garfield

GARFIELD is one of my favorite cartoons and characters and the 'Monday Madness' posts were meant to be the funny ones that really crack me up - nah it won't be every monday and they will happen on different days of the week.

Lately I have been feeling a bit like Garfield and have not had time to post one of those corny jokes we sometimes get from other crazy friends, who like me, also have a twisted sense of humor. Maybe I am the one that is twisted, but they are the ones that send me the stuff  :)) 
This is me - first day of the week and already feeling like Garfield, exhausted! I'm starving or reaching out for something (maybe it's caffeine)....and I don't have the energy to get it, oh that one little crumb lying on the table! 

Ah too much effort. Hope it's a short week.

Dove makes me laugh

Have you ever had one of those moments when you laugh so much you actually have tears running down your face and your tummy hurts?

I love it when that happens, to be honest it has been a long time since I’ve had one of those moments or days.

Things are a little crazy at work – I have missed two team meetings with the same boss. There have been a few important things that I have forgotten about....just lost in the mess of my work desk or mail box. I keep being reminded or asked for stuff; and then my reaction is oh yes I’ll give you that now! Yuks! I haven’t started it yet!

I feel like I’m chasing my tail. When I get home I have a million other things on the go at the same time and added to that is some admin church work that seems to be multiplying like mushrooms in the dark as if I needed extra pressure.

Anyway it happened - I received this really crazy email that had me in stitches, it’s not even that funny but together with a corny joke from my son ‘SUPPLIES!’ (say that with Chinese accent) ... I just couldn’t stop laughing about it.

It’s called releasing the dove!

You are at a wedding and it’s time to watch the bride and groom, they stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in their hands as friends and family eagerly await.
The  photographer gives the signal  and they open their hands toward the sky.
Not a  dry eye  anywhere, the camera flashes; the beautiful moment is saved for  all eternity...

I purposely did a bad job with the blue
- but had to block it -
I'm sure you can imagine the rest 

I love it, I'm sorry if you're not rolling on the floor laughing but this came just at the right moment of the day. Made me take a huge *sigh* and I happily went back to work with a smile for the rest of the day.
Now you should hear the ‘SUPPLIES’ joke, but I will keep that for another day.

Keep Smiling!   :-)