Black Bra

This is one fo those Monday Madness posts - it's a crazy email I received today that had me laughing for a while, hope it makes you laugh a little - -

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I had been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

Engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' then we had a passionate night.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we spent a passionate night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said....

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"What's for dinner, Zorro?"  

LOL!  :0) What a romantic. It's so funny, really had me in stiches ...